Hi

Bullshit! Fuckinghell, what the fuck is this?!
Bullshit, that's what it is. Fuck.

Calm down Fien, this isn't real. It can't be fucking real. There's really no fucking way this is real.
You're just hallucinating or something. That's the only possible explanation.
Fuck now I'm gonna need therapy for that too.

Right, this is a blog. If anyone bothers to read this they'll probably be confused as fuck by now. I should probably explain why I'm freaking the fuck out like this.

Sorry about that.
I just fucking can't..
Alright let me start over. 

Hi!
Hello there. How are you? Good.
I'm not good, not at fucking all.
...Again.

Hi!
I'm Fien and I started this blog because I might be losing my fucking mind. Also I need to vent somewhere and we all know the internet is the perfect place for that. So here we are.
The thing is, my life has been really weird lately. Like extremely fucking weird.

So you're not gonna believe this but that's okay. I don't believe it either!

A week or two ago I was waiting for the bus after work. When suddenly in the distance I see a black dog. Nothing weird about that right? I thought so too. Until I took a closer look and holy fuck that dog was gigantic. It seemed almost as tall as me. 

Which is impressive for a dog because I'm a rather tall girl woman. But that wasn't the only weird thing about it. It had two big glowing white eyes and they were staring right at me.
Obviously it scared the hell out of me. Luckily for me my bus arrived before it could get any closer.

I had nightmares about that dog that night. But I thought that at least it was gone now and I was safe. So I tried to forget about it. But only two days later I see the fucker again. I was on my way to the store this time. He was silently staring at me, again. Sitting on the side of the road I needed to be on to get to the store, obviously. Because where else would the fucker be. I took one quick look at it, saw it had smoke coming from its mouth and I noped the fuck out of there.

So now I have a fucking demon hound from Hell following me. But that's not all folks!
Just before I started writing this post I saw him again. This time however the ugly motherfucker wasn't alone!
I was walking home when I saw him, he was growling this time. So I panicked and turned around ready to run. But then holy fucks on a flagpole I saw something even worse.
At first glance I thought it was some random tall clown or something. It wasn't a clown, it wasn't even fucking human.

It towered over me, must have been almost three meters tall. Was wearing some kind of suit made brightly colored cloth patches and looked like it had been dragged across concrete for who knows how long.
That's already weird right? But then I look up at the face and what do I see? The fucker has no fucking face! How is that even possible?!
The only thing on his white pale head was a grin almost as wide as its head. Filled with fucking razor teeth. FUCKING RAZOR TEETH!

I mean what the hell?!

Obviously I bolted right the fuck out of there. And here I am writing this.I still can't fucking believe what I saw.
I should probably talk with my therapist about this. Maybe it's the medication? I don't fucking know anymore.

I’ll edit out the false starts later. I need to go lay down now. I can’t deal with this shit right now.
-Fien

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